So it’s the 1990s, music is better than ever! Korn, Coal Chamber …..and PANTERA!!!!
Comic books are now cool for all ages!
Spawn, Witchblade and THE CROW! Rules The Earth!
Wolverine is tough as nails and takes no shit from anybody!
He talks like a red neck and shows no mercy!
It is cool and we admit it!
Then, the 2000s come.
Wolverine’s mask has shorter ears in the comics now.
Wolvie won’t fight much no more!
Hugh Jackman gives us a Wolverine that is not as tough as we expected.
Tough, but he is not The Animated Series Wolveirine.
That is for sure.
Nu Metal as they now call it is supposedly dead.
Now, everyone loves Death Metal!
GUURRRRR GROWL GGGGUUURRRKK!!!!
Artists became second class citizens and writers now are what people pretend to love.
What the fuck happened?
In the 90s, our parents worked in offices.
If you told your folks you wanted to be in a band or draw
comics for a living……you were grounded for a month!!!!
People thought pretending to be sophisticated made them the office hero.
If you pumped your kid full of toxic ADD Meds you were promoted to CEO!
So, we loved what our parents hate.
Kids have always liked what is cool…..until now!!!!
Now, kids bash artists like Rob Liefeld and Mike Turner.
Calling them bad artist!
While our generation worshipped them and became artists because of them!
They say 90s videogames are shit and as a result,…..all the most popular characters in Playstation history either suck now or were killed off!
Remember, Sweet Tooth The Clown?
Wasn’t he cool?!
Kids today wont admit that!
Because their parents were sent to the most expensive colleges their grandparents could afford to study accounting.
Now, their are more accountants than accounting jobs to go around.
Office Work has been outsourced to Europe and India.
So what do kids and entertainment companies do today?
Copy their Grandparents!
They make characters less interesting and more “SOPHISTICATED.”
Have you seen videogames today?
They ditched cartoony graphics and have no more rock bands on the soundtrack!
PSX and PS2 were the best gaming machines ever!
Dreamcast ruled too!
Now today, Lara Croft is dead and her daughter who doesn’t like fighting took her place.
The new game failed terribly as did the 2016 movie.
In the 90s, most Tomb Raider fans were girls.
Men only liked it to make Lara climb up real high and make her fall to her death.
Girls beat the game!
I am one of the few dudes I know who beat the game!
It was cool!
The only women who hated it were reporters.
Women who slept to the top of FOX and ABC are mad because
their husbands left them to propose to Angelina Jolie on the net!
Or at a press conference.
Jealousy was the only haters of Lara Croft!
Most of Lara’s fans were girls!
Same Story with Xena Warrior Princess!
Have you been to Xena Con?
It is all girls in attendance!!!!!!
So, female reporters hate them because Lara didn’t have
to marry nobody to get to the top of entertainment.
She did it by kicking bad guy butt unlike
the snooty reporter women.
So now, kids see our Generation X selves.
We graduated college only to end up working at Burger King because office work is dead in the USA!
College is almost dead!
Lowest attendance numbers in US History!
So, Hollywood and the trolls online figure “If I pretend to be like my Grandparents, I will make the same money they did when I grow up!”
Not true, but, they think it is.
Entertainment companies scorn the 90s.
Because the senior citizens who run them want the money of 1997 without the workload of 1997!
So now everything is watered down!
Videogames look exactly like reality.
Whatever happened to escapism and relief from the pressure of life?!
People think pretending to be high society will make them rich.
Got news for ya.
Rich People and Royalty are just rednecks with money.
Rich people marry their step uncle’s daughters and make babies.
So do red necks.
But Red Necks do it out of love and not status.
A red neck does not get paid to marry his cousin.
A yuppie does!
So why do we care what these people do?
Because they wanna get a good job after high school.
They don’t want the job rejection we usually get even with a degree.
High Society is not what you think it is!
Like what YOU WANT TO LIKE!!!!
Also, any job that requires an education is hard to get.
Or at least one with skills is.
So study or learn to do what YOU WANT!
It is your life and there are no longer any guarantees in ANY JOB FIELD!
Pursue YOUR PASSION!
LIKE WHAT YOU WANT TO LIKE!
No Fake Shit!
That is all I am saying here!
That is all…Carry On!
Written By: Ryan Hart Soliwoda
Completed On: 08 / 23 / 2022
This is Copyright: Ryan Hart Soliwoda 2022