So in 2004 and 2005, THE FANTASTIC FOUR get two AWESOME MOVIES!!!!
The critics call it pretentious and obvious of the ending.
The fans go online and repeat it like parrots!
IT’S FUCKING SUPERHEROES!!!!!
They save the world and have a nice happy ending they earned!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
It’s a feel good popcorn movie about what made America
great before our last three leaders fucked it up!
The Avengers have a bad ending every time after the first one.
They save the world and still get thrown in jail.
The general public loves that socialist bullshit!
The AVENGERS deserve a prize handed to them by
The President of the United States!
Just like in the comics!
They were awesome!
Stan Lee and Jack Kirby were a great team!
The Critics hated that too.
The fans bash the video game online!
Let me tell you motherfuckers something.
There were three Fantastic Four Playstation videogames.
NONE OF THEM WERE BAD!!!
Just because it wasn’t overly hard or had a story as scary as RESIDENT EVIL?!
Are you shitting me?!
I grew up on Fantastic Four.
Stop looking for Shakespear to write superheroes!
If you don’t like comic books…..don’t read them!
If you don’t like the movies, go see something else at AMC THEATERS!
For fuck’s sake, Even My Mom thinks Fantastic Four is cool!
…and she read comic books back before I was born.
Before there was even Pong Games.
So to the Fantastic Four and their creators…I SALUTE YOU!
TO THE HATERS!
GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
YOU DON’T KNOW COMICS!!!!
You don’t even read them yet you go on fuckin’ youtube and declare yourself
experts cause your Dad had some in his garage and gave them to you!
FANTASTIC FOUR RULES!
NOW YOU LOOK AT THIS AWESOME FOOTAGE OF THE PS2 Game and you tell me it is bad!
….and I will show you a liar!!!!
Check it out!!!!
Fantastic Four is Copyright: Stan Lee, Jack Kirby and Marvel Comics!
This article was Written By: Ryan Hart Soliwoda
This Writing Is Copyright: Ryan Hart Soliwoda 2022
This is my First Writing of 2022!!!!!