A New Reason Why Paying Bills Sucks!

This ever happen to you?

Caller: ( CALLS COMPANY )

Yes, I would like to pay my bill.

Company: We can’t, our computers are down.

Try Tomorrow.

( The Next Day. )

Caller: Yes, I would like to pay my electricity bill please.

Company: Sorry, we have no data in

our computer, call in an hour after Tech Support Leaves.

( Man’s Power Goes out an hour later.. )

Caller: You turned off my power! Thank

God My Cell Phone Battery Has Juice.

Company: You did not pay the bill!

Caller: You wouldn’t let me!

Company: We can do this now. We need full

verification from you bank!

Caller: Do you want the money or not?!

Company: Please state your credit card information.

( 20 Minutes Later! )

Company: We have processed your payment,

your electricity will be back on within the hour.

Thank you for staying a customer of….

Caller: FUCK YOU!!!!!

45 minutes later, The

light comes off….after being on for one minute!

Man phones company.

Caller: Do I have to call my fucking lawyer?!

Power if back on like normal.

Caller: That is what I thought!

Caller: ( Calls Police Station. )

Yes, I would like to report a crime.

Police: About?

Caller: FRAUD TOWARD A CUSTOMER!

Police: Call the Better Business Beaurau.

Caller: ( Calls BBB! )

Caller: Yes, I would like to report a crime.

BBB: About?

Caller: The damn electricity company turned off

my power before I paid them and an hour

after I did and I paid two days early.

BBB: We will investigate.

Thank you for the tip!

CALLER: Ah, Sweet Revenge!

So folks, this is proof that spending

money is NOT the ONLY thing that

sucks about paying bills!

It’s getting the imbeciles to accept your bill payment.

LMFAO!!!!

Written By: Ryan Hart Soliwoda

Completed On: August 1st, 2021

This is Copyright: Ryan Hart Soliwoda 2021

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