This ever happen to you?
Caller: ( CALLS COMPANY )
Yes, I would like to pay my bill.
Company: We can’t, our computers are down.
( The Next Day. )
Caller: Yes, I would like to pay my electricity bill please.
Company: Sorry, we have no data in
our computer, call in an hour after Tech Support Leaves.
( Man’s Power Goes out an hour later.. )
Caller: You turned off my power! Thank
God My Cell Phone Battery Has Juice.
Company: You did not pay the bill!
Caller: You wouldn’t let me!
Company: We can do this now. We need full
verification from you bank!
Caller: Do you want the money or not?!
Company: Please state your credit card information.
( 20 Minutes Later! )
Company: We have processed your payment,
your electricity will be back on within the hour.
Thank you for staying a customer of….
Caller: FUCK YOU!!!!!
45 minutes later, The
light comes off….after being on for one minute!
Man phones company.
Caller: Do I have to call my fucking lawyer?!
Power if back on like normal.
Caller: That is what I thought!
Caller: ( Calls Police Station. )
Yes, I would like to report a crime.
Caller: FRAUD TOWARD A CUSTOMER!
Police: Call the Better Business Beaurau.
Caller: ( Calls BBB! )
Caller: Yes, I would like to report a crime.
Caller: The damn electricity company turned off
my power before I paid them and an hour
after I did and I paid two days early.
BBB: We will investigate.
Thank you for the tip!
CALLER: Ah, Sweet Revenge!
So folks, this is proof that spending
money is NOT the ONLY thing that
sucks about paying bills!
It’s getting the imbeciles to accept your bill payment.
Written By: Ryan Hart Soliwoda
Completed On: August 1st, 2021
This is Copyright: Ryan Hart Soliwoda 2021