Why people are embarassed to buy one thing….then proud of something more embarassing!

It is like when people go to buy condoms men act like they are smuggling The Constitution into Cuba.

When really, you should be like ” ( Holds up trojan box! ) Uh, Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Check it out mr cashier…..I’m gonna score!”

But then, men go to buy viagra and not one person is afraid a Female cashier will say “What’s the matter, you fallen and can’t get it up?”

Then, on a couple’s wedding anniversary, they go into Victoria’s Secret and buy their wife a corset and not one guy is afraid of the woman kicking him in the nuts for it!

Why would you buy your wife underwear for your anniversary?

Are you looking to get divorced?

Then, five male dumbasses

walk into victoria’s secret so one guy can show his buddies

he is dating a cashier from the franchise of women’s underwear!

Just because she sells underwear does not make her a porn star you dorks!

I remember I was Philly Mills Mall and five idiots did this.

They came out and two girls went…”What’s a matter fellas? You need push up bras? Maybe a G String?

They walked away laughing.

So how the fuck is buying condomns more embarassing than this other bullshit?

America, I don’t get it?!

LMFAO!!!

Written By: Ryan Hart Soliwoda

Completed On: 10 / 08 / 2021

Copyright: Ran Hart Soliwoda 2021

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