MY PLEDGE TO YOU AS PRESIDENT!
RYAN HART SOLIWODA
I wanna be your President!
People are quitting their jobs because
of the abuse from employers is unspeakable.
People are getting stomach ulcers, beaten
shot…all for $7.50 an hour!
How do we stop it?
I will re-instate the labor unions!
Full power to the labor bureau!
Nobody picks on our workers!
Co Pay for seniors and disabled Americans
on Medicare is a disgrace!
The whole point of being retired is
so you don’t have to have co pay!
On another note,
Too many criminals in prisons.
What do we do!
Put them to work!
The Army Core of Engineers have invented
a time machine!
The prisoners will be forced to build it and we can
use it to bring back the Dinosaurs.
The Dinos can fight in wars wearing bulletproof armor.
Who needs nukes with Brontosauruses and Raptors?
Fred Flintstone did alright!
TV shows bullying millenials!
California needs to learn that the rest of
the young world works for a living!
Los Angels is less than one percent
of young America!
I will fine advertisers and TV station half
a million dollars every time a commercial
or TV show says all young people are lazy!
Cause it ain’t true!
The Dinosaurs can rampage through Los Angeles!
That will teach those corporate bastards
for abusing our children and seniors!
Full rights to the workers!
Bring back worker’s benefits!
….or I’ll send a brontosaurs heard after
you corporate fat cats!
Lets make college degrees valuable again!
Lower the cost of student loans!
If you get a college education, you should get
a fair shot at a good job.
You should be hired based on your education
and experience and a good, positive can do attitude!
Not who the owner’s son is!
…and damnit….end degree inflation!
Not every job needs a degree!
Who needs a degree to run McDonalds?!
In the 80s, if you went on the apprenticeship
program…..you ended up owning your
own McDonalds and became an executive
for the corporate branch…..with a high school degree!
So, vote for Ryan Cinch as your next
write in vote President!
Let The United States Be Reborn!
Lets Make America Rich Again!
Note: The Author of this article has not
registered to run for President.
Write In Votes are a must!
The following, while some of it based
on facts….is a work a of humor!
However, if you want to vote for the author
for President…he is game!!!
Written By: Ryan Hart Soliwoda
Completed On: 10 / 13 / 2021
This Is Copyright: Ryan Hart Soliwoda 2021