Ric Frasier is walking out on the road behind his house to enjoy the fall weather. The smell of the air was true fall.
Suddenly, a light appears from above.
A big round object lands.
The door lowers, a green light emanates.
Three tall, men glowing of green energy come out.
One of them speaks.
Hello Mr. Ric.
He asks how they know his name.
Our technology can find out about anything or anyone.
Ric: So what do you want with me?
We wanna join you on your stroll and learn more about life in America….even our computers cannot tell what you Earthlings think of it here.
Ric: Okay.
The walk down the road., The aliens smell the air and compliment Ric on the smell of his planet’s fall air.
They ask him about the colleges and the education.
He says he liked college but hated the damn foreigners always interrupting the teachers when he was trying to pay attention.
Aliens: Why do they interrupt?
Ric: They say their English is no good.
Aliens: How do they get accepted into your institution then?
Ric: Financial aid pays for it…..they don’t even have to pay it back….but we Americans do!
Aliens: But what about the teror people and war mongers?
Ric: They get accepted too!
Aliens: Won’t they use that knowledge against you?
Ric: The President =says it is racist not to accept them.
Aliens: But, you are all the same race….the human race!
Ric: Yeah, but Oprah and that Maury Povich say differently.
Aliens: …and your people believe that over their education?
Ric: Yeah, people can be dumb sometimes.
The Aliens then shake Ric’s hand!
Aleins: Well, Mr Ric Frasier We will be honest, we were going to invade your planet but it looks like you people won’t have much money or resources left. Especially, if people see each other as different races instead of realizing that you all come from the same place…Earth!
Aliens: We just cannot see why your Government and television programming would teach people on the same planet to hate each other. It boggles our minds.
Ric: Yeah, I voted for Jesse Ventura.
Ric: People told me I threw my vote away.
Aliens: As long as you believe in the leader…it was a wise decision.
Well, Ric, we have to go. But, we wanted to tell you, we put a billion of your American dollars into your account at what you call the “BANK.” as a thank you for not being afraid of us. This walk was a true joy. We have to go now.
Ric: Happy Thanksgiving!
Aliens: Same to you friend!
The aliens get into their ship and it flies away.
RIc: Nice guys, Thank God they didn’t invade!
Ric, I can’t wait to tell my wife we can now pay off the house, we almost went broke!
Ric: But how the Hell am I gonna prove to her we got the billion dollars legally?
Ric looks in his pocket and realizes he won the Powerball.
Ric: FUCK YEAH!
Meanwhile, on Planet, Vucha, the leader has met with the three soldiers.
Leader: So what do you think, will this be hard?
Aliens: We met with a human, he says the humans teach their enemies and citizens to war with each other. They even believe they are of different races just because they live in different places. They also educate their enemies to annihilate them at no cost to them.
Leader: Why do they do this?
Aliens: They watch too much of their television. It is 50% of their education.
Aliens: They even give their enemies free money through what they call “welfare.”
Leader: Blast it….they are depleting their own resources. I see there is no reason to invade as there is nothing left to seize. Let the fools kill each other.
Aliens: But first, let us anal probe this MAURY POVICH person.
Leader: I want to see what techniques he uses to brainwash the Americans.
Aliens and Leader: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!
Is this what we have come to?
Sorry my American fellows…..it is true!
The Aliens won’t even invade cause there is not much to take accept hate and branwashing.
WTF?!
…and…as always…Rock On!
Written By: Ryan Hart Soliwoda
Completed On: 11 / 23 / 2022
This is Copyright: Ryan Hart Soliwoda 2022
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